I recently moved to a city. I'm from a town of about 13,000. It's not creepy-small-town material, but it sure as hell isn't a city of millions. Which is where I've moved to. (That may or may not be an exaggeration, I don't actually know for sure.) Anyway, I have to drive downtown to get some things, which was no problem because I came from my parent's house in said town, so I was pretty familiar with how to get there from the freeway. I was not familiar, however, with how the hell you get back into the parking garage once your walking. And outside. Shouldn't there be a bigass sign? Or something? Nah, just a couple of unmarked doors will do. I had to ask a traffic guy for directions, and he didn't even know and he fucking WORKS there. Fuck that. I walked around the same block for about ten minutes and finally found it, like a boss. No big deal. Then I got back on the road.
See, I can almost understand why they wouldn't think to have a huge sign for dummies like me to find your car again. (I'd like to add that once I was in the elevator I knew exactly where my car was, thank you.) But what I found on road? No no no. What the fuck where they thinking? I needed to turn right in a few blocks. I was in the right lane. Perfect, right? NA NA. Nope. Apparently, the right lane turns into a 'right turn only' lane without ANY FUCKING SIGNS TELLING YOU SO.
FUCK.
I had to cut a fucking mercedes off swerving back into the left lane so I could go straight. I'm afraid I've pissed off the mafia or some shit. Are they even in America?? WHO KNOWS. Fuck. I'm keeping my door locked tonight.
Yeeaahhhh, I ran into that when I moved to Madison. All logic is thrown out the window.
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