I hate 'how my day was' blogs.

No one fucking cares how your day was, k? Post pictures of cats or something, and I'm sure you'll get more followers. That being said, this is definitely, in every way, a 'how my day was' post. You can complain in the comments. I probably won't read them.

I was irritated this morning because I was at my parents' house, and I can't smoke there. God damn it. I'm 22, and they already know I smoke, but apparently it's unacceptable to have cigarettes in their house. Whatever. But I dealt with it because I was going back home that day anyway.

I also had to stop by my sister's place to get some shit for my other sister who I now live with, and sister #1 (one I had to visit quick, right, you following?) was SO FUCKING SLOW. And I went shopping with her last night because I'm nice and I was in town and she wanted to see me. She was complaining that I was making her breathe in poison the whole time (smoking in my car) and that my taste in music sucks EVEN THOUGH I was driving my car rather than hers because she has no gas and no money because she spent it all on stupid shit like getting her nails done and an audi that was out of her price range. WHATEVER.

So I finally got on the road and I was like, halfway home, when BEEP BEEP BEEP BIG SCARY RED LIGHT. Fuck, dude. Seriously? My oil light came on. I didn't even know I had one. I do. And it's important, apparently. I'm learning so much! I called my mom. (Don't even judge me, you KNOW you all do this too when something happens and you have no clue what to do. Mom knows everything. Always.) We decided that I had to drive like five miles with my car freaking out to get to a gas station. I found one and YAYYYY there was a valvoline next door. Blah blah they helped me and I was on my way. But jesus christ why is that fucking beep so loud? Seriously, that could give old people heart attacks. YEAH THAT'S SAFE, BOB.

Then I got to where I was going, (Read previous post and it's the same trip. Fucking turning lanes.) and I had forgotten my phone in my car. Of COURSE I left my keys in my car.

But we had wine, so everything's fantastic now.